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I was actually allowed to sit in this Corvette!
I'm not gonna wash my butt for a week! I'm 6'3", so what I had to do
to get in was this: Sit beside the door, put my feet inside the car and
walk into the car on my cheeks like they do in cartoons. At last I
was in the car. I closed the door and heard a chorus of angels and
knew that I was meant to sit in this seat... it's been waiting for me all
these years. I was home, I was at peace, I was... oh crap! I was
stuck! Somebody go call a wrecker! <back
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